Lawyer's Christmas Greetings

Yesterday, I updated my posting from three years ago, Scrooge: Broker, Lawyer, Accountant, or Banker? (12/21/07), and then included the link in email sent to some folks as a Holiday greeting. There are few analyses like it available online.

Ultimately, I doubt that Scrooge was a lawyer, since he did not talk like a lawyer, even for that time.

For your amusement, you may wish to consider well-circulated, alternative greetings written in "legalese" that also attempt to convey, more or less, a spirit of the season.

• An Employment Lawyer’s Version of “Twas the Night Before Christmas” (12/13/10), by Michael R. Greco

• The Night Before Christmas -- for Lawyers (12/18/06).

• A Lawyer's Christmas Greeting (07/24/07).

• Lawyer's Christmas Card (In Politically Correct Legalese), also posted here and here (12/13/04), among many, many other places.

Merry Christmas!